I am 840 albums in, and a part of me is genuinely hatching the idea that the electronic music selections are a means to an end for some sort of musical psyop this list is trying to achieve. This album is equal parts bad, but also good, but sometimes dated, but sometimes ahead of its time? Whatever it is, there's no doubting that this is another viciously obscure electronic music pick that flies in the face of dozens of seminal, important electronic albums from the 90's specifically, and from every decade after too. All of this in mind, I think I like this after all???
The slide guitar on "Build A Fire" almost made this thing worth it. Such a fun addition into an otherwise repetitive record. Same with the ululating on "No More Tears". The more I think about it, the more The White Room is full of fascinating moments stuck in the middle of an odd, maybe ahead of it's time project. "Make It Rain" also has some hints of what would become the gated trance vocal effect. Speaking of which, "The Last Train To Trancentral" actually sounds like one of the first trains to the station, carving out that thumpy 4 to the floor kick, a bass that sits in the same register as a Reese Bass, and some appropriately airy chords floating in the back.
Then there's some clunky, ancient-sounding choices like whatever the synth/key stab is on "3 AM Eternal". This whole track is an early 90's mess with it's MC work and heavy-handed crowd noise. "What Time Is Love has some dreadful lyrics and synths all over it as well, but I'm a bit more forgiving for the acidic 303 arp it rips towards the end. Psytrance can point to this song as though it was the first in it's genre's avatar state.
The more I listen, the more I like this beautiful mess. Apparently there was a lot going on with the intent of the album and band wanting to make some ironic statements about trends and commercialism. I don't think that shines through this record at face value, but there is some subtle absurdity going on here. Upon reading all the wikipedia pages related to this album and band, I can confirm that there was much more going on under the hood than just "lets make a dance album."
I am as confused about my feeling on this album as I am about this band and their history as a whole. Firm 3/5 but my brain feels like ✋︎ ♋︎❍︎ ♓︎■︎ ♋︎ ⬧︎⧫︎♋︎⧫︎♏︎ □︎♐︎ ❍︎♋︎🙰□︎❒︎ ♍︎□︎■︎♐︎◆︎⬧︎♓︎□︎■︎ right now