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Reviews by koolkids

Wild WoodPaul Weller

2/10

Lots of the tracks are either too long, or too short. I have an attention span somewhere in the middle, and am tired of hearing this length. Although it is good rock, I still don't consider this, like, "good" good, just good. Like, something's-bad-but-you-just-say-it's good good. See what I mean?

ImagineJohn Lennon

8/10

Imagine is a soulful song about the perfect Earth, but it's too corny. I love my religion, I love my own Canada, and the lyrics are just drowsy. Thank God Steely Dan's big hit Only a Fool Would Say That is here to save the day. It's a classic diss of this song!

StankoniaOutKast

10/10

Ms. Jackson is better than any other song on this album. I think this opinion might be biased because I've heard this on YouTube a lot, but nonetheless cool as heck.

Kick Out the JamsMC5

6/10

This album is the equivalent of a man who taped his eyelids open and took coffee every hour. But it's also the equivalent of a woman CEO.

GraceJeff Buckley

6/10

Good easy listening. Just making me want to sleep, though. Not sure if this is peak music or absolute trash because it makes you try to do something that makes you unable to hear it called "sleeping" and also has loud f**king rock. Mojo Pin is a good example of this.

Go Girl CrazyThe Dictators

2/10

Already knew from the album cover this was music for hot aesthetic girls, and was proven right one second into the first track. I'm too shook to play any more.

Bayou CountryCreedence Clearwater Revival

4/10

Born on the Bayou had the vocals scream rock, and any other instrument scream fricking FOLK POP. Bootleg was just repeated generic bland. Only seven tracks, and Penthouse Pauper was the only one I liked.