Reviews by sloppysteak

An absolute wasteland of a record. And not once did they break the blues—perhaps if they had I might enjoy it more.

Definitely Not.

A little too laid back and easy, like an African James Taylor.

Not my favorite Pixies’ album but a good record nonetheless. Lots of classics here.

Just a ridiculous pile of stupid preteen slop. Whoever told the singer that his weird scat singing sounded cool should apologize because he lied. Each song is a fresh window into menacing world of a 12 year old boy. It’s gonna take about five great albums to wash the taste of this shitpile out of my ear mouths.

Cultural appropriation at its best! I like this album more for the African musicians than for Simon’s overdubs. Despite some late 80s production pitfalls, Graceland is a solid and enjoyable record and my favorite Paul Simon album.

I don’t know what to do with this album. There are some interesting ideas here and there, but the vocals seem to turn every song into a sort of depressing malaise. I thought it was a good effort, just didn’t click with me.

Another surprising sorta-country album. The three singers’ voices work together well and most of the songs are pretty solid.

Classic Costello. However, I don’t care for Costello. This isn’t a bad album though, but I probably won’t revisit.

Confusing title for an album that’s not a retrospective compilation. Every song is too long and not interesting enough to warrant their length.

Not a country fan, but this was a good album.

Easily Reed’s best solo work, and an important glam rock album. Produced by Bowie and Ronson (whose nasally guitar tone is heard throughout. This is peak glam. Perfect Day and Satellite of Love and my favorite tracks.

An easy, well produced album of covers and originals. Nelson’s voice is right on. This isn’t something that I’d normally listen to, but I enjoyed it.

An exceptionally creative album with lots of interesting/experimental arrangements and production. Lots of cool ideas here. Will definitely listen again.

If you like power chords and that annoying way Armstrong sings, have I got an album for you. This album.

I don’t normally listen to rap, but I have the feeling that people who are into rap would thing this album is crap.

An absolutely absurd, near parody jock-rock album. Just terrible. Manifestly awful in all aspects. If you like this record, I’m sorry to be the millionth person to remind you that you are an idiot.

Please let this album bleed, let it bleed out and die. This is my second full Rolling Stone’s album. I was expecting something different than the hot pile of shit that is Exile On Main Street, but I guess Jagger and the boys like to keep things consistent. Most of the time it seems like they aren’t even trying to write good songs or perform them well. I guess they were so famous at this point that they knew their audience would buy whatever sloppy collection of bullshit songs they released. Damn Rolling Stones, put down the needle and listen to the Beatles.

Surprisingly not as bad as I was anticipating. It’s ok, but not great.

Just an awful mess. The absolute worst version of Little Wing I’ve heard. I will never, never understand why Clapton is considered some kind of guitar god. If your greatest sin is enjoying music, you’ll be listening to this album in hell.