Reviews by the1001listener

Now I feel the jolly.

WAIT THEY DONT LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU

Woah, that is. Wow. I wanna go back to it already.

Miiisteeer Bluueee Skyyyyy-ayyyy

Don't get me wrong, it's a great album - it's Pixies, duh. But well, I think Where Is My Mind? made me subconsciously expect every song of theirs to be some single-being-worthy hit with greater purpose ahead. But, well, no. It's just a very well-written alt rock album which I enjoyed and I might come back to, but I wouldn't call it an ethereal experience.

You know what, hell yeah!

As much as Kids and the first track are quite bangers, the rest was uninteresting to the point of me removing one star from my mind while thinking about the rating. I mean, yeah, cool, I enjoyed this album but yeah its nothing that special besides the hits. Also kinda funny how A Minecraft Movie used such a vulgar song for their movie, interesting. Kids is a classic.

COCK

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Hello there.

General Grievous: General Kenobi. You are a bold one. Kill him!

General Grievous: Back away! I will deal with this Jedi slime myself.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Your move.

General Grievous: You fool. I've been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku.

General Grievous: Attack, Kenobi!

I think this man single-handedly created the hip-hop fashion. While also making better music than any hip-hop artist ever.

Good morning.

Best track: Father and Son. Also, what's up with that Yusuf guy?

Not as good as Sound Affects but similar level.

Wow, that was trash.

As a prog nerd, I feel obligated to give this a 5 star rating.

The grand outcome of the infamous orgy of Duran Duran members, Phil Collins, The Clash members, Jeffrey Epstein, and probably few more people, especially bassists. I shall rate it a "cat showing thumbs up", meaning it's a nice album, some tracks were highlights but I couldn't tell you which titles they were... I am not sure if to give it a 3 or a 4 star rating since I feel like both of them would be quite fitting, but considering the fact that towards the end I felt like they lost me, I guess I am just gonna stick with a 3 star review - just keep in mind it's a great 3, one of the best 3s out there. But something was missing, some piece, some important piece - maybe a relisten would help me make up my mind, but for now I think I'll leave it as it is, for future generations to find and not be able to wrap their head around how much methaphorical cocaine I snorted on New Year's Eve. Which is interesting considering the date of this album (when I got it) is december 4th 2025. Shhhhhhhh...

Woah. I am in a loss of words. Literally. My bad brochacho.

Extra star because it's Green Onions.

NO NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

This dude has some strong af vocals.