Reviews by ultraclear

Dull while mostly not being annoying. Until the last song.

Kept it more interesting than I thought they would be able to

80-minute shopping simulator

Won over by the weird alien voices

look sometimes noise rock just has the juice

Notable for losing the Grammy to one of the more mediocre Jethro Tull albums. Which was an unfair situation for Metallica, but also extremely funny.

Big time stupid

Ah this is what graceland was aiming for

Really like a 4.5 but rounding up for being such a clear inspiration on final fantasy music

Slot should have gone to Demon Days

Man this one's really underrated, but still kind of lacks a certain amount of juice to get them to the 5 stars category

Three is too many albums from these guys on the list, but I did like this one the best out of them. They're better mellow instead of hyper.

I really, really disagree with Admin's policy of deliberately linking to deluxe/extended/remaster versions when available. Because this one's fun enough at 20 minutes, and would have been intolerable at the 2 hours that the spotify version had in store for me

Neil Young can get away with doing this kind of boring stuff because he's got a weird distinctive voice

Neil Young can get away with doing this kind of boring stuff because he's got a weird distinctive voice

More chops than I was really expecting, but still unquestionably a one-hit-wonder entry

Always a bad time to be confronted with the era of songwriting where you're incessantly and exclusively calling the object of your lust "Little Girl," and goes double for something like this where the goal doesn't seem to have been getting sleazy in the first place

Fine filler for oldies radio stations

Neither new wave nor auteurs

Grunge was mostly a mistake, there were only like two or three bands that could pull it off