This feels like buying one of those giant bags of jasmine rice at costco but for gershwin
Reviews by anoriginalcliche
Rated 10/10
Incredibly cool album. Far more than a Bowie/kraftwerk acolyte — the rhythm section adds a propulsive post punk/art punk aesthetic that elevates this from having a floating down the autobahn quality into its own thing. And unlike all the new wave synth albums that followed it, it doesn’t feel tethered to that scene. It would have sounded equally as cool released in 2006 amidst wolf parade and tapes n tapes.
Rated 10/10
I’m gonna moan now. mmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMM.
Rated 2/10
This album has had staying power for a lot of people, but I was soft on it then and softer on it now. Her voice is thin to the point of emptiness and becomes grating the more she layers it to cover for that, the production is slick but lacks the impact and spirit of its influences such as Jai Paul, Erykah Badu, D’Angelo etc. This is propped up at least in part by a parasocial cult or Knowles celebrity, I feel.
Rated 6/10
My name is Weird Al Yankovic and this is the music I fuck to.
Rated 6/10
This includes a lot of their best stuff and also four or five songs that I can’t stand
Gorgeous, gorgeous stuff
Rated 4/10
Clearly a master, but this particular recording didn’t blow my mind.
Rated 6/10
An album exploring the disconnect between his desperate need for emotional intimacy and emotional unavailability. Some of his best songs and some throwaways, almost all produced and sequenced in such a way as to make the each track feel disconnected from the next
Too much jig music
Rated 10/10
When asked why they read, literary critics often have described it a search for the sublime — the transcendence of form. Secular theophany. Music rarely reaches those heights, but it’s reached that here.
Rated 10/10
Lots of interesting noises here
Rated 10/10
i wore a big fur coat and then dropped it at the “coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male” part to reveal a beautiful gown and everybody clapped
Rated 10/10
Postmodern masterpiece
Rated 4/10
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Rated 6/10
Wasn’t clicking, I’ll go back to it
Rated 8/10
So effortlessly good, such a natural blend of styles and skills, you can easily take it for granted. I’m tempted to rate this lower as a result, but I cant bring myself to
Rated 6/10
10/10 drummer. Guitarist v good too. Cut Sting out of this and it might get a five.
Rated 8/10
Very influential album. Before this came out gossip girl originally said “oo gossip girl” but then they added the xx after hearing Intro
man this dude must have been super charismatic