Rated 8/10
One peculiar note about the accolades on Wikipedia are cited from academic articles, not music journalists. From that alone, this is a brave choice for the generator.
I don’t think I’ve ever thought critically about a vaporwave playlist before, but I can try. Shoutout to “Z e l d a w a v e” on Marble Pawn’s YT channel, that’s about the only example in the niche/microgenre I can name off the top of my head.
I was skeptical since the evocation of early 2000s America should mean one would have had to be in that time and place to feel what “Cat System Corp.” intended. And even then that’s subjective.
I was 5 when the towers fell and I don’t have any recollection of that day. But the Canadian weather channel, seemingly always on at my grandma’s suite, sounded just. like. this.
So the nostalgia bait is somewhat effective?
I gave the Crusaders 2 stars on the original list for veering too close to elevator music, and they literally are sampled for the purposes of this album!
That isn’t to say I don’t appreciate the musical merit of the sampled music, as much as they aren’t my cup of tea by any means.
Sometime before the end of the 1st side, I started to get taken in by THE CONCEPT, which is good because none of this works without it. I think the mid-sentence cuts, which omit the “This just in” moment from the actual broadcasts, are super eerie and effective.
I’m not entirely sure how to feel about the weather channel half. I guess the more immersive bits of morning television had me thinking there would be more glimpses into this banal universe, but no. A crackle of VHS static and it just ends.
Weird dream is over.
4 stars for the audacity
November 2, 2025