Reviews by generalsalt

Somehow only the second worst thing that Phil Spector ever did.

This album is. Not very good. I'd rate it. Two out of five.

HOLY SHIT THAT'S THE FUNNY DANCING TRIANGLE SONG

George: "Hey, I was wondering if a couple more of my songs could be put on the album?"

John: "Nah, sorry mate. We gotta have room for Yoko and I's 8-minute noise session."

Meh.

It wasn't even that long but it felt like it took forever to get through

I just want to know what Andy Summers was thinking when he wrote Mother.

This music absolutely funks

This sounds like something that spotify would put on my discover weekly.

If you are under some very, VERY, heavy drugs you might get something out of this? But as someone who does not do drugs, this feels like a waste of 2 hours of my life.

I almost really like this but the aimless jamming just goes one for a bit too long.

Mediocre music with mediocre vocals. I don't really think I needed to listen to this before I died.

No wonder this is called Imperial Bedroom, Elvis sounds like he's about to fall asleep the entire album.

There was a guy in one of my classes who would play this on his computer (it was so loud you could hear it through his headphones) and all I could think is "Who would listen to this unironically?" After listening to this I think I'm even less sure.

Did I listen to the right album? I'm pretty sure calling this "rock" is a stretch.

At least it was short?

God I hate Morissey and his stupid sharpied-on eyebrows.

Goes into the forbidden realm of country music where it just sounds corny.

DINGALINGALINGALING DONG DING DINGALINGALINGALING DONG DING DINGALINGALINGALING DONG DING DINGALINGALINGALING DONG DING

An album that slowly chips away at your soul and leaves with nothing in the end other than looking like the guy on the album cover.