Rated 2/10
I went into this review determined to be fair and not let my long-standing dislike of Sting colour my judgement. That resolve didn’t last long. Synchronicity gets off to a painfully bad start: Synchronicity I and Walking in Your Footsteps are awful, setting an immediately sour tone.
There’s a brief lift midway through. O My God and Miss Gradenko inject a bit of energy and character, and Synchronicity II finally delivers some genuine bite. Every Breath You Take is the obvious high point.
Beyond those moments, the album quickly sinks back into pretentious, joyless territory. Tracks like Mother are borderline unlistenable, and the overall experience feels far weaker than the band’s reputation suggests.
Favourite track: Every Breath You Take — a genuinely great pop song and the album’s sole saving grace.
Least favourite tracks: Synchronicity I, Mother, and Walking in Your Footsteps — all genuinely horrid and I had so many poor songs to choose from.
Album artwork: A decent cover, though it feels overly obsessed with Sting’s image.