Reviews by repub

Maximal production, minimal enjoyment

Dire Straits was my mom's favourite band when she was my age. Not really sure why... this album is pretty boring

I may be the only person rating this 1 star for a reason completely unrelated to the pedophilia. This is just BAD. Not like the hit album "Bad", but horrible. I genuinely cannot believe that this has a 3.8 average. Cheesy snoozefest.

It was good. I don't know what to say

Sounds like it was made in a funko pop plant. Just so plastic!

Just brilliant. Alternative universe Beatles?

These guys really should've invested in a metronome and a few piano lessons. Frugal bastards

Honestly not even that wild

Pleasant but nothing captured me, which is pretty damning considering this is The Beatles of Beatle fame

Good but felt too pleasant for the genre

Wow who knew that the singer of San Marino's 2026 Eurovision entry used to make horribly synthetic pop tunes

Proto-ambient Brian is okay but not good enough for me unfortunately

Kinda fun but who needs to listen to this

Was the cover made with glue and magazine cutouts?

Just so MEH

SO PRETTY. Unfortunately not Drums and Wires though

I don't have much to say about the album. It's fine. The Real Slim Shady is great as always. I'm sure the songs have strange lyrics but I wasn't listening to the words much.

What interests me is Eminem. I was a huge fan when I was twelve. I listened to "The Eminem Show" nigh daily, but completely stopped my listening when I matriculated in high school. I now volunteer as a music teacher, and half of the 12 year old boys are Eminem fans. What is it about Eminem that excites male tweens so much that loses its sheen in grade 9??

Very relaxing

It's fine. Basic blues with a few bangers

should come with a warning label BANGER ALERT