Reviews by wyattnew

The second half is actually what pushes this over the edge for me. An innovative narrative, an Irish jig, and Gregorian chants lmao? I’m so predictable

i can sexy cure ant cancer

mariah carey did Without You better

also in 6th grade science one of my friends (gay icon sam thorn) kept singing the coconut song and so another friend finally snapped and said "i'm gonna put your head in a coconut and shake it all up"

actually nothing really wrong with this, but just pales in comparison to the other 3s I've rated recently

Can't believe she wrote Wildest Dreams about Hugh Neutron

Great piano shit. No real standout tracks though except maybe H20gate Blues lmao

rip chapel hill

Promising sound, but ultimately feels too cheap

might be a 5 bc I don't think there's a miss? (maybe Baby Driver?) - will revisit this

this is the kind of shit i came here for

Gone is really beautiful. The rest is really forgettable.

Short but sweet

The hit single is really strong but that's really the only thing of note

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Not sure if I'll ever want to listen to this again, but I did really enjoy some of the genre fusion & featured instruments

To be fair, I do really like Surrender, but not enough to save the rest of the album

Not as good as Arthur for me, but it's still thematically strong

lyrics have aged like wine... shame about the music

i'm not afraid to say that his career as a whole is overrated, but it's impossible to deny how remarkable this is

Maybe I should feel guilty for rating them so high but I feel no shame. Guessing that Parachutes will be a 5 for me though, so reserving that slot for now.