Reviews by bingle

"Hey, Bender gonna make some noise, with ya hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys."
"Thats watcha-watcha-watcha get on level 5." 🎶

I (luckily) could barely hear him.

Noise: The album

Where the fuck did that last song come from? Damn. 3.5

It's not as good as 21, but it's still a 4.5 and I'm rounding up because you can't stop me.

idk. There's a lot of misogynistic lyrics, buuuuut the beats are so good

3.5

Yellow is good but the rest is dull

3.5

4.5

Jerry Lee Lewis manages to answer the question: What if Little Richard was white and married his 13 year old cousin? A question which really didn't need asking.

Was going to give it a 3 but it's going to have to be a 1 due to the pedo stuff

A lot of people say all the songs sound the same. Luckily that song is good and only 29 minutes long.

Whitest review section ever. 5/5

Pete Townshend is a nonce

It's fine. I absolutely detest 'Clocks' though. Something about that song has always made me feel uneasy.

Shrek version of Changes is better but still a 5

Very average

Weird but not bad

The German philosopher Carl Schmidt said "Damn, this shit straight fire, son."

Without sounding too cliche... I'm a simple man; I see Public Enemy, I give 5 stars.