Reviews by kuvien

What an embarrassing inclusion! You standing by this lame pick? 🤣 🤣

GFY, OP

Hilarious! 🤣

Overrated.

Greeeaaat. Yet another Bruce Shit-stain album. And two hours of this trash? You nominated an album over two hours long to strangers. You thought it was a good idea to say to hundreds, if not thousands, of strangers, "Hey, listen to this two-hour live album!" GET FUCKED IN THE FACE UNTIL YOU PUKE.

The debut album of The Alan Parsons Project that, for some reason, climbed pretty high on the Billboard pop charts, puts to music Edgar Allan Poe’s horror stories but, in my opinion, fails to evoke that horror because of the beautiful symphonic and synth feel of the album. Poe needs black metal or dark folk. “The Fall of the House of Usher”, a 16-minute long track broken into five pieces, deals with Poe’s dark themes with more substance, style, and atmosphere.

Low IQ music.

OP, Imma assume you already know and love https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/garmarna/guds-speleman/

Generic, tasteless dance music.

One of those moments where, halfway through the first song, you shake your head in disappointment and mutter, "Fuck you."

kms

This shit wears thin real quick.

Paint-by-numbers, boring rock for paint-by-numbers, boring people who've not heard enough music to actually know what's good out there.

Guy who recommended this, how's much cheap beer do you consume in a given week?

Boy meets girl. Boy promises girl everything. Boy has a wandering eye, and boy fritters away girl's time. Girl marries man who won't waste her time. Boy crashes her wedding, regretting having wasted so much time. Girl still loves boy but moves on with her life. Boy snorts a lot of cocaine and follows her to Prague.

The whole story told in beautiful folk songs featuring the lovely Lisa Hannigan.

J-trash

You must have quite a high opinion of yourself and your taste to foist a 75-minute jam band album on strangers. What the fuck is wrong with you? Rethink every life choice you've ever made.

This is actually a good album. So many sassy bangers! What a walk down memory lane! Thanks, dude who submitted this.

80s synth landfill hardly worthy of comment.

*snaps fingers, points in a soldierly manner* "I want archers with fiery arrows perched there, there, and there. Second level. Covering all exits. No one escapes... Fire at will!"

I regret having ears.