Reviews by quicksilver

Love that my boys from Queen got a mention let's gooooo

Ok so true story: at my high school prom the DJ played "Rock Your Body" and all the kids booed him so badly that he was bullied into changing the song

I luv me lucky charms

man white people will listen to anything

Anyone else discovering that music can always get worse

This album can be compared to a cracker: I can eat it, but it's kind of bland

Not as good as Hot Fuzz, but then again, what is?

At some point I thought they were gonna dedicate a song to me because I swear every damn person on the planet got a shout out here

I know it doesn't seem like much, but albums like this make me appreciate my high school Spanish teacher immensely. Even if I could only understand a quarter of what the lyrics were saying, it's all because of my former teacher. Every beautiful moment I had where I understood this wonderful language was because of her.

And the album was a banger. Great Latin beats.

A lot like Green Onions, but if pretty much just the first song was cool. And it was, don't get me wrong. It felt like visiting a cool rustic chicken shack. The other songs were just boring though. I lost interest. Nice organ and sax. And don't forget the dog.

Music for when I have that kinky adult party I've been pretending to want all these years

*giggles in Johnny Cash*

Each song just repeats itself and you get sick of them after 30 seconds each

As someone who also has a hard on for Jesus, I feel seen 🙏

If the album was just 'OK', I would have given this a 3. Then 'Vikram the Vampire' came along. Evil Vikram made me reconsider.

Oh, THAT'S the origin of the swan dress

Oh, how I wanted to love the idea of androgynous, gender-bending punk rockers. It got good ratings and it's sung by the Ghost of Christmas Past from Scrooged, so I thought it sounded solid enough. I got a little too excited. It's pretty generic. The songs pretty much sound like each other, and the production is nothing impressive. Something about his voice is really bland. I can't complain too much with rock music that follows a working formula, but I will complain that it doesn't have much creativity.

Woah. Tom Waits lost his raspy voice. And he still sucks.

So I guess he used to be a little bit more bearable before 'One World'

"I don't really miss God but I sure miss Santa Claus."

Basically how I've felt for a long time now but I've been unable to put it in words