Reviews by quicksilver

BlurBlur

Rated 10/10

OK it's not so good at the start but it gets better. Songs like 'M.O.R.', 'You're So Great', and 'Chinese Bombs' really pick it up, and it finishes with the quintessentially British 'Essex Dogs'. And 'Song 2'?!?! Beautiful. I think we can all agree it's one of the coolest songs ever, right?

It's a little boring and lame but it's really not bad. I could see how popheads would like this. It's honestly perfectly fine for its genre.

This one is pretty plain to me, like an earlier version of 'Fulfillingness' First Finale'. It can sound pretty groovy at times, but overall it's boring and not as genius as everyone else tells you it is. There's one iconic song and everything else kind of just sounds like supporting filler tunes. It's kind of hard to listen to this for fun. You would have to be in a very rare type of mood to put this one on, I think.

Wowie this is bad. His voice is so terrible and the production is really muddy. I knew Roxy Music was bad, and they just keep getting worse with every album I hear. How are they so acclaimed? They're God awful.

This was somehow even more 60s cheese than I was expecting. Almost every song just sounded like a copy-paste of each other. There's hardly any creativity here, and this is only enjoyable if you're young and don't have a properly developed music taste. 'Can't Buy Me Love' is probably the only good one on here.

"I'm not a misogynist."

Like hell you are. You just made an entire song called 'Da Bichez' for God's sake. I mean Jesus Christ no other subculture cranks out as many misogynists as rap/hip hop.

HarvestNeil Young

Rated 6/10

Wait, what's the hype all about? This is SO BORING and honestly, it's pretty cheesy. I've heard some folk albums that were genuinely good and unique(I'm not a fan of the genre, so this doesn't happen often), and this album, sadly, fell into the category of generic folk albums that aren't too good. Sorry, Neil. This isn't a masterpiece. It's just average.

Some of the guitar was really pretty, but overall this was a very boring experience. I guess Scottish folk(?) just isn't my thing.

TenPearl Jam

Rated 10/10

50% of 90s grunge classics came off this album. It could not possibly garner more praise.

I mean, the melodies are kind of there? For the most part they aren't really, but the opener's okay. The lyrics are what really mess it up. They're so cheesy. Like I think he said something about being chocolate cake at one point. It's kind of bland and very cheesy, to sum it up, and I lost a lot of interest after the first song.

Being from the shithole known as Illinois I think I'm legally obligated to give this five stars. And the fact that he made a song about the Rock River Valley, and I live RIGHT BY the Rock River?!?! Excellent 😘

Pov: you're a moody high schooler who doesn't fit in and has no friends and your parents are divorced because your dad is a piece of shit who hates you and your younger brother just got taken by the demogorgon and your mom is falling apart trying to find him and all you can do is lay in your bed and hide in your music and cry ❀️❀️❀️

Me hearing every Wilco song: 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
Me hearing every Billy Bragg song: 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠

So basically not that good.