Reviews by stevey_

I can't imagine being a teenager in 1970 and hearing this record for the first time. Like, you have no concept of what heavy metal is, but maybe your friend loans you this or the guy at the record store suggests you should buy it, who knows... anyway, you drop the needle on this for the first time and you hear the rain and then, I guess, you probably just black out and wake up to your dad screaming at you to turn this record off? I don't know the specifics, but I'm sure your life is different forever.

TicalMethod Man

Rated 6/10

I’d consider myself a casual Method Fan (see what I did there?) but I didn’t find this record very compelling. It’s not bad, by any stretch, but it’s just… background music? Like, you want a record for cleaning the house or having friends over to smoke blunts and play Mario Party? Perfect choice.
I understand why you might put this on the list as the first solo Wu Tang record, but without that historical context, it’s a tough sell for me. It very listenable mid90s hiphop, but it doesn’t rise to the level of Illmatic, or Liquid Swords.

Gross.
Among the more cancelable records on this list. If you don’t speak French (and even if you do… maybe especially if you do) I’m not sure this should be required listening.

I bought this album when I was 13 or 14 off the strength of the first single ("Pardon Me"). I’ve listened through it many times, but it's been a solid 25+ years. There are some great anthemic hooks on this record, and I'm sure Incubus is still a great live show (I probably wouldn't pay for a ticket though). Listening today really brought back some memories.

Like I often say... in context, this made total sense and wasn't as cringy as it is now. It was a little more aggressive than 311, but funkier than a lot of the nu metal stuff happening in 1999. Listening to this was like coming up for air after being deep in a nu metal dive. Of course things like "Battlestar Scralatchtica" were a little bit out there back then and hold up even less now. Overall, I'll say this record has its moments, but I don't think I need to revisit it again as a whole.
There are a lot of very negative reviews about this record, so I'll note that this record would have still loomed fairly large in the rearview mirror when this album list was compiled for the original 2005 book. I'm not totally surprised that it squeaked into the top 1001 for that edition. Why it continues to be included on the list may be a more interesting discussion, but it's probably a situation where incumbents carry more weight than new additions.

"Drive" was a standout track for me before it was ever a single. As a passively suicidal kid, the lyrics found me at the right time and pushed me through some rough spots. If I was old enough at the time, I almost certainly would have gotten a tattoo inspired by this song.
"The Warmth" gets an honorable mention here as well for the same reasons, but also because of how infectious that guitar riff is.

What do you say about a band you don’t like - who influenced a bunch of bands you DO like and defined a whole genre - that you haven’t already said three times in reviews of their other records? This is a technically well made album and you can tell they put effort into making it... but reading the wikipedia article paints it as a kinda try-hardy effort to win over critics and gain some more popular success. That sounds exactly like something Metallica would do and I don't love it.

This album and I both turn 40 this spring. With just two days to spare, I appreciate the album generator unburdening me of all the Metallica albums before my next decade begins.

I gave 5 stars to “The Ramones” by The Ramones purely because of its influence on the punk genre, so it only seems fair to do the same here. Besides, this one has always spoken to me more anyway.

A double album is objectively not very punk rock, but not including “Train In Vain” as an official track on the first release is actually pretty punk rock. We’ll call that a wash.

If I inherited this as part of my grandparents’ record collection, I’d be thrilled to throw it on from time to time. I wouldn't seek it out, however. It's very well made, but it just falls flat for me.

Sometimes, Zappa's wacky in a way that makes me laugh and gives me energy... this time, I'm just exhausted.
I just don't get it, Frank. I'm sure it makes total sense to you as a subversive concept album or whatever, and I love that for you, but I'm gonna sit this one out.

So mich of this list is dedicated to exploring every facet of post-punk and new wave and, as much as I don’t want to, that means covering synth-pop New Wave. It’s hard to do that without Tears For Fears. (Obviously) I came into this expecting to [intensely dislike] this record for being total cornball music. Oops.

This record is surprisingly eclectic and dips into jazz and ‘world’ music m much more than I could have guessed it would. Maybe I shouldn’t be completely shocked by the jazz - I’ve already reviewed Cafe Bleu by the Style Council, and I know my dad has a sizable collection of jazz records from the 80s - jazz seems to have been very much in the zeitgeist. To be clear, it still has cheeseball synth-pop moments. I expected most of the record to sound like “Everybody Wants To Rule The World”, or “Head Over Heels”, but that sound is actually kind of an outlier.

I expected to suffer through this record so I could say I heard it, and then move on. But I don’t think I got everything in that first pass and need another listen.

I remember “Shout” being darker? This morning I’m struck by the much more whimsical synth work than I’ve ever registered before. And a pretty decent guitar solo. But six and a half minutes?
“Broken” and “Listen” also have bigger, rock-adjacent, guitar solos than I would ever have guessed.
“The Working Hour” throws all that jazz and world music at you early. I’m a sucker for gratuitous saxophone work, so that long intro really perked me up.

Hot FussThe Killers

Rated 6/10

Like the debut Franz Ferdinand album, this record really defines an era of mainstream success for indie rock. Unfortunately, the ensuing over saturation also meant an inevitable backlash and I'm sure there are a bunch of 1 & 2 star reviews of this record based solely on how annoyed people are to have to hear these songs again. I guess it is pretty wild that, twenty-plus years later, "Mr. Brightside" still shows up on singles charts. This record just won't go away.

Does it all hold up? Of course not - if I had this on vinyl I'd probably never play Side 2. But the 2024 Indie boom was one of the major musical stories of the aughts, and you can't discuss it without the first half of this record. Suck it up, nerds!

The All Man Brothers Band, it don’t get more macho than that! Kinda surprised they aren’t sitting on Harleys in every picture.

Anyways, another in the long list of bands I couldn’t afford to get into during my pre-streaming youth, but I always meant to. They absolutely rip, and my guitar playing would have benefited greatly from listening to this record repetitively as an early teen. I’ll see if doing it now will work the same way. Let’s hope.

On first listen, this felt like a strange inclusion for the list, but given that we seem dedicated to exploring every nook and cranny of the post-punk/new wave story, I guess it's not all that surprising. I was not really engaged on my first listen, and it didn't leave much of an impression. Listening closer was a better experience, and I'm glad I took the second pass.

I'm interested in how much this blends glam rock (and a little prog) back into the post-punk mix. There's certainly some punk here, but I hear echoes of The Stooges, Bowie, Billy Joel, and The Velvet Underground throughout. The inclusion of saxophones and organs really sets this apart from other post-punk I've heard from this era... maybe this is really more post-glam with a little punk influence than it is the other way around? The big guitar solos feel more at home under the hard rock or post-glam umbrella than they do as post-punk. It sounds like they edge more into post-punk later, so that probably colors their ultimate genre classification.

TANGENT TIME!
Did we miss an opportunity to create a sub-genre here?
A quick search suggests that post-glam isn't an established genre but the more I sit with it here, the more tempted I am to die on it's hill. I guess it's better to call these guys post-punk than to have them labeled as the only group in a sub-genre that otherwise never took off.
Esthetically, the hair metal of the 80s was the direct successor to glam rock and all its accumulated mid-late 70s excess. But musically, this record feels like a clearer descendant of the music that established glam rock in the late 60s and early 70s. I guess monoculture probably didn't allow for all of the sub-genres like we have now, but I wish this was a bigger segment of the post-punk umbrella. The "What could have been?" story of post-glam is a perfect mirror to the story of The Only Ones (who never got the big break they seemed prime for) and ironically adds a whole new layer to the band name. Anyways, I apologize if you've read this far.

There are moments where this sounds like modern, electronic, (French?) Bossa Nova and it's absolutely brilliant... and then there are other moments I can't remember at all. But nothing I totally hated. On balance, I think that means this is a solid 3.5 for me and since their catalog seems to lean into Bossa Nova adjacent vibes, I'm willing to round up.

Le TigreLe Tigre

Rated 8/10

Nevermind the twenty years in between, this feels like a direct spiritual successor to X-Ray Spex, and I'm immediately in! It just needs a little saxophone to really push it over the top for me. Why did we surrender all of our brass and woodwinds to Ska?

ANYWHO. What an album. I had a few of these tracks on a larger playlist already, but I'll be adding more and checking out the rest of Le Tigre's catalog.

The CarsThe Cars

Rated 8/10

You could have told me this was a ‘best of’ album; I can’t name a Cars song that isn’t on this record. As I listened to this I had a few “oh wow, that’s a Cars song?” moments as well. This one feels kinda like that Bad Company record that had all their hits on it. What a record!